This 'Cats' Movie Looks Like A Cat-astrophic Night-meow
My God... what is happening here?
In 1981, Cats was a musical composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
In 2019, if the new trailer is to be believed, Cats is a witches' brew of dance, make up and special effects that will send your children into waking fits of abject terror.
The trailer starts off horrifyingly enough, with a lady in a cat costume...
And then... oh no is that Dame Judi Dench?!?!?!
It would appear that the so-called "cats" are the size of domestic cats. So all the furniture is big.
I don't know who this is and I don't want to know.
Oh boy... that's James Corden.
Jesus save us that WAS Judi Dench!!
"Idris Elba, what was it about your stirring work in 'The Wire' that prepared you for your role as 'cat with big coat'?"
Sir Ian McKellan?! I don't want to hear about how this was "just a bit of fun" from you later. This is not fun and it is not right.
Actually this is inspired casting.
Rebel Wilson is in this. And from what we can tell, it's another subtle performance from the comic superstar.
Well, maybe there's some decent pedigree in the creators. What else did the director do?
Dear Lord... what are they eating? WHAT ARE THEY EATING?!?!
Is this a threat?
Watch your worst dreams become reality in the full trailer:
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