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Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

Oscars Predictions: With 'Cats' Out Of The Way, It’s Anyone’s Ballgame

9 min read

The 92nd Academy Awards are just hours away and I’m so, so excited.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

How To Enjoy The Super Bowl If You Have NFI About The NFL

6 min read

Watched by over 100 million people, the Super Bowl is the biggest event of the year on American television.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

The Shocking Oscars Snubs That No One Wants To Talk About

8 min read

The Oscar nominations are out and I couldn't be more excited.

Clementine Ford

Clementine Ford

Why New Year's Eve Is Never The Firecracker You're Expecting

4 min read

New Year’s Eve is rubbish and I hate it. 

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

I've Stopped Trying And You Should Too: 25 New Year’s (Realistic) Resolutions

5 min read

By now, we’re all sick of New Year’s Resolutions.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

Whales Are The Hard Working Garbage Collectors Of The Sea!

5 min read

Like Netflix with its Christmas movies, the ocean has a trash problem.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

I Have Zero Plans To Step Back From The Baggage Carousel

3 min read

People who know me know that I don’t like to overreact to things I hear and read. I spend a lot of my day reading and listening and when I’m done with something, I usually say “good day to you” and go on my way.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

If You Haven't Tried Bum Sunning, You Haven't Truly Lived

4 min read

I like to keep up with the times.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

If Your Kids Wear Headphones And Watch Screens At Dinner You’re A Monster

6 min read

Recently, I was at a restaurant with my family in a holiday town and I noticed a family of four.

Shane Cubis

Shane Cubis

6 Times God Punished Us For What Israel Folau Did

3 min read

All week, I’ve been thinking hard about Israel Folau’s theological views – mainly the stuff about how God is punishing us for marriage equality by sending bushfires.

Clementine Ford

Clementine Ford

Some Scary Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

6 min read

Happy Halloween!

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

Sorry, Australia, But Your Candy (Lollies) Is Trash

7 min read

I am not going Trick-or-Treating this year.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

I've Watched This 'Star Wars' Trailer 33 Times And I. Have. QUESTIONS

1 min read

This is it. The last full trailer for 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker'.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

A Moving Open Letter To My 9-Year-Old Son 8 Years Before He Does His HSC Exams

4 min read

Have you ever read a Moving Open Letter to a child on the Internet?

Satire

Satire

Clementine Ford: I Wish I Was Hot Enough To Be Sexually Assaulted

3 min read

Have you heard the one about the woman who believed her drink was spiked?

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Trump And ScoMo's Bromance Is A Love For The Ages

6 min read

Politics can be pretty grim sometimes.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

Why I Give My Kids Pizza For Breakfast

6 min read

What you feed your children for breakfast says a lot about what kind of bad parent you are.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Why Stop At Politicians? Let's Drug Test All These Professions Too

5 min read

It’s always refreshing to see the authorities embracing fresh new ideas to make all our lives better.

Clementine Ford

Clementine Ford

Bandit In 'Bluey' Is The Ultimate Thirst Trap

4 min read

In my short time as a mother of a small person, I’ve taken immense comfort in the online spaces that exist between other women and parents keen for community and solidarity.

Clementine Ford

Clementine Ford

19 Horrible Things That Could Happen If You Let Your Boy Dance

4 min read

You'd think that in 2019 we'd have progressed well past ridiculous stereotypes about gendered activities and who is and isn't allowed to partake in them, but SURPRISE!

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

The Royals Should Not Be Flying Economy

3 min read

I'm shaking as I write this: This morning, on the 23rd of August, in the year 2019, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were caught taking a commercial flight to Scotland.

#antsrant

#antsrant

WATCH: Regular Guy Carries On Like Nick Kyrgios At Work In Wildly Inappropriate Outburst

2 min read

This week on Network 10's Wednesday night weekly sports wrap, 'Sports Tonight', we had a very cheeky little idea.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Coal's Adorable Re-Brand Will Melt The Iciest Of Aussie Hearts

5 min read

There’s nothing more inspiring than a band of little Aussie battlers taking the initiative and being proactive in an attempt to bring about a better world.

National

National

Sandra Sully Roasts Scott Morrison's 'How Good' Slogan In Spoof News Bulletin

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'Australia is very good, and gooder than many estimates predicted', news anchor Sandra Sully reports as she satirises the PM's slogan.

Nick Bhasin

Nick Bhasin

Other Than Disney World, Here’s A List Of Places Child-Free Adults Should Be Banned

4 min read

People who know me know that I am a parent -- and that means I’m one of the most important people on the planet.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

I'm Starting A GoFundMe For Barnaby Joyce

5 min read

Friends, you know me: I am not normally the type to get involved in charitable enterprises, as I think it discourages individual responsibility.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

If Dole Bludgers Die, They Should Have Gotten A Job, Right?

6 min read

There aren’t many groups in society with less political clout than the unemployed.

Satire

Satire

7 Gift Ideas For Donald Trump On His 73rd Birthday

5 min read

Donald Trump turns 73 today.

Tanya Hennessy

Tanya Hennessy

'Harry Potter' Is Proof J.K. Rowling Knows Nothing About Teenagers

3 min read

I might be the only 'Harry Potter' fan who is annoyed by the announcement that J.K. Rowling is releasing four brand new stories in the magical series.

Clementine Ford

Clementine Ford

Clementine Ford: A Blow-By-Blow Account Of What Will Happen On Election Day

5 min read

You head to your local primary school early to avoid the crowds.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Budgie Smugglers Should Be Banned. Not Even Jude Law Can Pull Them Off.

6 min read

When someone asks me, “Do you support a ban on budgie smugglers?” I don’t even hesitate.

Jean Flynn

Jean Flynn

The REAL Reason Gladys Berejiklian Won The NSW Election

3 min read

Dear Gladys Berejiklian,

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Millennial Slackers Have Got Muffin Going For Them If They Won't Work For Free

5 min read

Let me tell you a story.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Why A Door Is The Best Bloody Thing To Happen To Aussie Politics

4 min read

It has been an exciting week in Australian politics, and believe me that’s not a sentence that has come up very often over the last couple of centuries.

Views

Views

How Millennials Can Buy A House In Six Easy Steps

2 min read

I purchased a two-bedroom, inner-city terrace in Sydney as a first home buyer in my twenties.

Views

Views

Forget Merging SA And The NT. This Is The New State Australia Needs.

2 min read

The Proposed SA/NT Merger Doesn't Go Far Enough

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Here's A List Of Animals That Resemble World Leaders. And Vice Versa.

5 min read

I must confess I feel a bit sorry for Dermophis donaldtrumpi.

News

News

An Investigation: Is It A Jatz Or A Jat?

3 min read

We only ask the BIG and important questions around here, and it's one that has plagued us for a while.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Strategies For Dealing With Misbehaving Liberals

5 min read

Liberals. They bring us so much joy, but let’s be honest: there are times when they can be a handful.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Note To Internet: Trump Was Not 'Destroyed' By A Tweet

5 min read

“Comedian Michelle Wolf destroys Trump” read the headline, and as I clicked my heart sang with blessed relief.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Pauline Hanson And Mark Latham Are The Dream Team We Don't Deserve

6 min read

It’s the great political conundrum of our age: how do we shake things up?

Satire

Satire

As An Oppressed White Person I'm Not OK The Vote Protecting My Privilege Didn't Pass

4 min read

Oh sure, the vote was close, but it doesn’t matter how many you lose by.

Ben Pobjie

Ben Pobjie

Praise Be The Ban Of Gay Students From Religious Schools

5 min read

There is nothing I hold so dear as religious freedom.