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Please Enjoy The Loosest Melbourne Cup Photos Of All Time

Ah, a nice civilised day at the races.

A bet or two, in moderation of course. Everything in moderation. Well, that's the theory anyway.

Sometimes things end up like this.

Heels and beer puddles. Not a good combo. Image: Getty

Or this.

This was not the crowning glory of her day. Image: Getty

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Or this, because let's face it, it's not fair that the jockeys are the only ones who get to ride things.

Now, this is what we call trashed. Image: Getty

Although this might be taking the riding thing a bit far.

Hello police, I'd like to report an idiot. Image: Getty

This too.

Hey mate, stop squeezing my quinella! Image: Getty

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Love is often in the air after a long Cup day.

Missed her lips by THAT much. Image: Getty

And love is a beautiful thing.

He's holding her purse so she can hold him. Total pro move, bro. Image: Getty

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If you're really dedicated to love, you won't care at all that a race is in progress.

Hey who came first ... in the race? Image: Getty

Or that the races were over like three hours ago.

The sign behind them says "No Pashing". Image: Getty

Sleep is good too. Sleep makes you refreshed, just like the drinks did, but in a different way.

She put all her money on zzzzzzzzzz in the last race. Image: Getty

Some even manage to sleep standing up ... just like a horse!

How do you actually do this? Image: Getty

While some smooch and others sleep, many racegoers just end up feeling a little dazed and confused.

Dude, you can probably put that umbrella down now. Not sure it's helping.  Image: Getty

Yeah.

We have no idea what this woman is doing. Image: Getty

At the end of the day, a day at the races is meant to be fun. So if you do end up pushing someone into the bushes...

They're hedging their bets. Image: Getty

At least make sure the person being pushed wants to be there.

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And remember, wherever you are during the Melbourne Cup Carnival, you can log on to all the latest at 10daily.com.au/cupweekon10. And of course, we'll be all over social -- follow us on InstagramTwitter and Facebook.

Network 10 is the official broadcaster of the 2019 Melbourne Cup Carnival.