This Picture Created An Amazing Caption Contest And We Are Screaming

"Why did that dog just ask me where the nearest Whole Foods is?"

It's no secret that the internet is the greatest receptacle of 10/10 dog photos, but occasionally, one will come along that inspires such sass and creativity that it makes you take a minute just to absorb how brilliant it is.

A photo of two dogs in turtlenecks posted by Twitter user Sindavanzyl quickly became the subject of an internet-wide caption contest.

"Hi, we're here to sign the petition against the new low-income housing unit. We just don't feel it's right for our neighbourhood," suggested writer Aaron Hanlon.

"These dogs are the villains in a movie where a golden retriever wins a snowboarding tournament," posted journalist Dana Schwartz.

Here's just a few of our favourite suggestions.