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Dildo Thief On The Run After Raiding A Queensland Sex Shop

Police are on the hunt for a tattoed man caught stealing a dildo and a sex machine stand from an adult store in Caboolture, north of Brisbane.

The BeDaring Adult Shop uploaded CCTV footage of Saturday morning's bizarre incident to their Facebook page.

In it, the thief can be seen staring at a rack filled with various adults only accessories before making a break for it.

In four casual steps, he was out the door with his would-be purchases in hand.

Photo: BeDaring

“This person was in such a hurry in his fresh (as f---) pink kicks, he forgot to pay for a 7.5” squirting dildo and sex machine stand on his way out of our Caboolture store!” the since-deleted post read.

The man had a distinctive neck tattoo and was dressed in a black t-shirt and pants with pink and purple sneakers and a tan cap.

Police confirmed to 10daily that no arrests have been made and that investigations were continuing.

Photo: BeDaring

It's not the only odd theft that has made headlines this week

A thief in WA burned himself after stuffing hot spaghetti down his pants at a supermarket in Armadale on Saturday.

CCTV footage showed the man becoming obviously uncomfortable, limping as he walked down the aisle and fiddling with his side.

READ MORE: 'Stupidity At Its Highest': Thief Burns Himself After Stuffing Hot Spaghetti Down Pants

Within seconds he stopped, pulled down his pants, threw the food to the ground and fled the store.

He remains on the run.