Christina Aguilera Teaches Us All How To Expertly Handle A Nip Slip
In the midst of peak party season, we could all take a leaf out of Christina Aguilera's book.
The pop star recently celebrated her 39th birthday with an elaborate party. The glitzy affair was brimming with glitter, alcohol, and a sneaky nip slip.
Dressed in a shimmery red dress with a plunging neckline, as Christina lifted her arms and danced, her black crisscross nipple pasty flashed out. She handled it like an absolute champion, even quickly whipping it out at the camera again and laughing with her friends.
After all, the 'Dirrty' singer is hardly known for being shy.
Christina's cheeky malfunction was captured in a video she posted to her Instagram account. She shared a number of photos and videos from her dazzling party with her 6.5 million followers.
Her birthday bash was a relatively small affair, but by the looks of things, it sure did get rowdy. The Christmas themed decor glimmered under the red lighting, as did the Belle of the ball herself. Christina rocked a crystal-studded Philipp Plein dress worth a staggering $8,000.
As New Year's Eve comes rolling around, wardrobe malfunctions are not only likely, they're kind of inevitable. So we'd best get our pens and papers out and take notes from the pop icon on how exactly to handle a nip slip.
Step One: Embrace it, there's no use being embarrassed. Laugh and move on.
Step Two: Spend years concocting a nickname for yourself, something like New New'Xtina'. Then, at all times, put little 'x' stickers on both your nipples. This way, any and all malfunctions become an opportunity for personal branding.
Christina isn't just a pop icon, she's a genius.
The 'Genie In A Bottle' singer embraced the festive season, captioning her pictures: “When your birthday falls on the best season of the year…"
And with her string of Christmas hits climbing up the charts again, it's little wonder the performer loves the silly season so much.
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