Poolside Pashes, Walkouts And 'Little Lobster Balls': Angie's 'Bachelorette' Season Looks Absolutely Wild
We already knew we were going to love watching Angie Kent ascend the 'Bachelorette' throne, but we simply were not prepared for this montage of excellence.
Our latest sneak peek into Angie's stay at the 'Bachelorette' mansion shows the drama that unfolds when 20 dudes are dating the same girl, what happens when someone prematurely offers you their apartment key, and what Angie looks like while dressed up as the Little Mermaid.
We're just going to have to wait a bit longer for these scenes to play out in full, but these are our favourite, precious snippets that we'll just be replaying until the premiere this Wednesday, October 9.
Yvie Yelling 'PENIS'
Angie's bestie Yvie Jones joined her friend and some of the boys for a life drawing class where the "fabulously British" Ciarran willingly dropped his dacks in the name of art.
While Angie had trouble figuring out where to rest her eyes, Yvie did what any sensible kid in high school would do and yelled, "Penis!".
Sadly, we don't get to see any of the class' canvases, so we won't know for a while whether or not anyone will come close to the genius of Abbie's haunted self-portrait from the last season of 'The Bachelor'.
The Emergence Of Someone's 'Little Lobster Balls'
In what looks like the big photo shoot of the season (or some kind of cosplay date), Angie is dressed up like the Little Mermaid with two admirers in full lobster and merman (?) gear.
We're fairly sure that it's the sunflower-bearing Timm, with his face painted red, when Angie notices some of, er, lobster roll is hanging out of the costume.
"I just saw his little lobster balls," Angie laughed.
Call The Locksmith
That's the face of a girl who has been given a guy's house keys within the first two minutes of their meeting -- not impressed at all.
"Seriously, mate?" Angie said later, massaging her temples from the stress of being on the receiving end of the incredibly forward gesture.
Flowers probably would have been better.
We've counted six pashes, with what looks like four different contestants, so things are definitely going to get steamy this season.
I'm A Bachelorette Contestant, Get Me Out Of Here!
It wouldn't be a 'Bachelor' or 'Bachelorette' season without a walkout of some kind, and it seems as though Angie might experience more than one.
While Ciarran seemed in good spirits as he posed nude for the life drawing class, just a minute later in this sneak peek he's calling someone a "weasel" and saying "get me out of here".
There's plenty of crying throughout the season and Angie says at one point that she's "made the wrong decision" and we just NEED to know more.