This Cured My Depression: Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis' Mocking Break Up Rumours

Hello readers. Happy Friday!

In a world where there are only like, three good celebrity couples left, we're very used to declaring that love is dead, it's cancelled, it's over. But today? Not today, Satan!!!

Today, we bring you some good news. In fact, it's news so good that it has cured my depression, cleared my skin and left me feeling fresh and HYDRATED for the weekend. What a blessing!

Here's the deal: Ashton and Mila -- one of the aforementioned good celebrity couples -- are not breaking up. In fact, they're as together as ever in this new video Ashton posted of the pair straight up mocking In Touch for declaring their split.

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Sitting in a car together, the pair reacted to the mag's latest cover.

"Babe, what's happening?" Ashton asked.

"It's over between us," Mila announced, smirkly.

"It's over between us?" Ashton responded, mock-shocked. "Oh my God, what are we gonna do?!"

"Yeah. I felt suffocated... Also, I took the kids," Mila added.

"Oh you took the kids?! I don't get the kids anymore?!" Ashton cried.

"You had a very dark secret exposed," Mila shrugged.

"It must've been really dark," Ashton replied, as both of them tried not to break into a smile.

Posting the clip to Instagram, Ashton captioned the vid: "I guess it’s over @intouchweekly have fun selling magazines this week. Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. For the third time. But who’s counting."

And that's that on that. Happy Friday, everyone!

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