Oh Lord Now There's Rumours Travis Scott Cheated On Kylie Jenner
Keeping up with the Kardashians is very exhausting.
Breaking news out of the seventh circle of the arid hellscape we call the entertainment world, it appears there are now rumours Travis Scott has been accused of cheating on Kylie Jenner.
A rep for Travis has come out slamming the rumours, but here's what we know so far.
On Thursday, Travis cancelled his AstroWorld concert in Buffalo citing illness, tweeting that couldn't possibly "pull up without full rage".
While that may have been totally fine, tongues started a-wagging and TMZ reported that the REAL reason behind the gig's cancellation was because Kylie had found "evidence" of infidelity, and he had stayed in Los Angeles to deal with the damage.
There have been absolutely no hints to this massive falling out on social media, instead, the focus has been on Kylie's BFF4L-no longer, Jordyn Woods.
Woods, as we're obviously all aware, was caught cheating with Kylie's sister Khloé Kardashian's beaux, Tristan Thompson. A sentence so overwrought it feels strung together with red twine and magazine cutouts.
If your brain wasn't already leaking out of your ears in a desperate attempt to escape this nightmarish Cirque du Soleil there's also a brilliant conspiracy theory that this story has been planted by none other than Momager Kris Jenner.
Yes! Potential Mensa member Perez Hilton posits that this is all just a distraction tactic so none of us pays attention to Jordyn's upcoming tell-all interview where she plans to reveal her side of the scandal.
"This isn't news," you probably cry as the flames of apocalypse caress your cheek, and we couldn't agree more! Yet here we both are, this far down this story, so why stop now?!
There are also mumblings that Woods signed a non-disclosure agreement with the Kardashian/Jenner empire, something we're going to make our own friends do moving forward, so her plans to "tell all" might actually be over before they begun.
Still, we'll definitely be keeping a close eye on all of this because, honestly as much of a mess all this is, it's still way less of a disaster than our own lives. Self-reflection is for mirrors, honey!!!
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