Everyone Is Screaming Because Beyoncé Said 'FUPA' In Vogue
"THE INTERNATIONAL IMPLICATIONS."
There are some articles, as a writer, that you're just overcome with a sense of joy to write and to put your name to.
This, my friends, is one of those articles.
We're here today to talk about the fact that Beyoncé (yes, THAT Beyoncé, there literally isn't another one) said "FUPA" in Vogue.
A FUPA, if you're unaware, is slang for "fat upper pussy area", and not only does Beyoncé think she has one, she talked about it in VOGUE!
While talking about accepting her post-pregnancy body after the birth of her twins, Rumi and Sir, she said:
I think it’s important for women and men to see and appreciate the beauty in their natural bodies. That’s why I stripped away the wigs and hair extensions and used little makeup for this shoot. To this day my arms, shoulders, breasts, and thighs are fuller. I have a little mommy pouch, and I’m in no rush to get rid of it. I think it’s real. Whenever I’m ready to get a six-pack, I will go into beast zone and work my ass off until I have it. But right now, my little FUPA and I feel like we are meant to be.
Needless to say, wigs have been snatched, the world is bald, everyone is shaking, and so on and so forth. Here are some of the best reactions:
Anyway, Beyoncé said FUPA, Beyoncé knows what a FUPA is, and then she said it. TO VOGUE.
Enjoy your day, bye!!!
Feature image: Vogue / Twitter