Oops! Dustin Martin's Car is STILL at the MCG After Grand Final Glory
A Tigers spokesperson said Dustin Martin had "a lot of bits and pieces going on", which is apparently why he hasn't collected his car after Grand Final day.
When you win a second AFL premiership in three years, a second Norm Smith medal (for best on ground in the grand final) in three years, there's a lot of celebrating to do.
The location of his car is clearly waaaaaay down the list of priorities for the Richmond player.
He was probably feeling a little too dusty to remember. (Yes, that is a terrible pun. No, we don't apologise.)
Apparently the vehicle in question is still parked underneath the MCG, where it has sat since the Tiger's Premiership win over the GWS Giants about a week and a half ago.
A Tigers spokesperson told The Age, Martin had "a lot of bits and pieces going on", which is apparently why he couldn't move it.
"It's probably in the safest place it can be right now," the spokesperson added.
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Martin is in Vegas now, and if the movie The Hangover taught us anything, it's that no one ever forgot where they left something in Vegas.
Oh wait.